Archive - Nightcap

All eyes on Wisconsin tonight

The results of a state Supreme Court race that Elon Musk spent $20 million to buy is actually going to tell us a lot about the fate of "the resistance…

Apr 1 •

March 2025

A confederacy of dunces

After purging the DoD leadership ranks of women and Black people, defense secretary Pete Hegseth accidentally texted a journalist the details of his…

Mar 24 •

Can we draw the line at concentration camps?

Trump shipped 261 Venezuelan immigrants to a notorious forced labor camp in El Salvador without due process on Saturday, ignoring a judge's order to…

Mar 17 •

The Tesla protests are working

We found Elon Musk's Achilles heel, at least, and have wiped out $150 billion of his net worth in a matter of weeks while driving him insane.

Mar 9 •

February 2025

QAnon was half right

As Andrew Tate flees Romania for Florida, it's clear that there is an elite global cabal of pedophiles and criminals running the world. It's just not…

Feb 27 •

Trump is trying to rehire federal workers after learning what they do

Turns out we need the nuclear guys and the bird flu people and the folks who help planes land.

Feb 20 •

Get in everyone, we're getting polio

How RFK Jr. conned American moms into thinking he'll clean up our food

Feb 13 •

Republicans haul ass into hearing room to protect Musk from questioning

A dramatic hearing in Congress today made clear that Republican lawmakers are aiding and protecting Elon's coup.

Feb 5 •

Yea, this is a coup.

Fascist foreign billionaire Elon Musk and his goon squad of young dorks, including a 19-year-old who calls himself "Bigballs," have seized control of…

Feb 2 •

January 2025

Anatomy of a plane crash

Trump blamed "diversity" for the crash that killed 67 people, a week after he gutted a key aviation safety commission and put an MTV Road Rules guy in…

Jan 30 •

[Barenaked Ladies voice] It's been...

...one of the most overwhelmingly dark, mind-numbingly stupid weeks in recent American history. And we're supposed be paralyzed by it.

Jan 26 •

Pete Hegseth's mother haunts his confirmation hearing

Senate Democrats gave the Defense Secretary nominee a proper grilling today about his abuse of women and whether he'd shoot protesters in the legs…

Jan 14 •

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